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Dirty Mathias

When a man has a small penis but his mom still likes it
I have a dirty Mathias
Dirty Mathias by Dirty DIDI September 13, 2021

Dirty Matyas 

When you want a girl to like you, but she declines you and puts you into the friendzone, so you go for a try on her best friend.
You know I did a Dirty Matyas on her
Dirty Matyas by denair March 31, 2022

Dirty Matisse

A Dirty Matisse is a free gentle spirit that loves to jerk off while watching porn.
Ben was watch porn and started to do a Dirty Matisse.
Dirty Matisse by BakingSoda22 October 28, 2020

dirty mateasha 

Shoving a Xbox controller in their ass while shoving two Nintendo switch joycons and a Xbox controller in their pussy while their vibrate inv and fuck then while choking
I fucked her so hard after the dirty Mateasha
dirty mateasha by Pentquad September 7, 2021

dirty mateasha 

The act of putting an Xbox controller into her ass while putting two vibrating Nintendo joycons and vibrating Xbox controller (preferably your main one)in her vagina and fucking her while choking her
Dude I think she liked the dirty Mateasha a little too much
dirty mateasha by Pentquad September 7, 2021
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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