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dirty haleigh 

A sped bitch who always goes back to the wrong guys, is stuck on this one boy, has 2 friends, loves to do reckless things. Absolutely loves to party.

Dirty Hailey 

When a girl (named hailey) gets sloppy drunk, then proceeds to get a train ran on her by 5 big black men in public.
Did you see Pamela from the office? She pulled a dirty hailey last time we went out
Dirty Hailey by DoctorDoNuffin March 31, 2020

dirty hailee 

This is the result of guzzling cum and orange juice together. Yes, this is vomit.
“Dude are you okay in there?”
“No, I had a dirty hailee. It was awful.”
dirty hailee by Kevin coxlong April 15, 2020

Dirty hailey 

Get extremely horny and wet That she pees and poos all over and farts so loud her pants rip off
dirty hailey gets so horny eveytime she makesout with a guy then end up covered in poo and cum
Dirty hailey by pooo bumm November 16, 2021

Dirty Hailey 

When she gets so horny and wet and pees and poos everywhere and fart so hard her pants rip
I was with hailey last night and she was so wet she started pee and pooing she was wet at and gave the me the dirtiest hailey dirty Hailey
Dirty Hailey by pooo bumm November 16, 2021

Dirty Halden 

A sexual act in which a male quickly pulls out and shoots a shot in their partners mouth mid ride.
David: “Dirty halden later?”
Dwight: “Heck yes, I wanna shoot a shot in your mouth while I’m riding”
Dirty Halden by Hai Yuki May 7, 2022
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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