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Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole
I got milked so good like a dirty dairy cow
Dirty dairy cow by Defineray February 27, 2024

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum
I got milk so good like a dirty dairy cow
Dirty dairy cow by Defineray February 27, 2024

Dirty Cowboy 

put both hands in the form of a gun and put both index fingers in the butthole and vagina and alternate between the two repetitivly
"hey do you want a dirty cowboy"
Dirty Cowboy by S.F.G.C June 30, 2009

dirty cowboy 

being in possession of a handgun and using it as a toy during foreplay with the victim’s acquiescence and request for it to be used in that manner
A woman accused in the shooting death of her common-law husband told police her gun accidentally fired while they were playing a game of “dirty cowboy” during sexual foreplay.
dirty cowboy by bjohns81 July 10, 2009

dirty cowgirl

I heard she was a freak, but then she pushed me back and started riding me dirty cowgirl style with out even using any lube. It was nuts. I think she ruined normal sex for me.
dirty cowgirl by Rogerdodger74 June 16, 2010

Dirty Cowboy Retainer 

When your significant other has a dip in, and you proceed to ejaculate into there mouth. The one receiving the sperm then shows both the chew and sperm mixing into a warm stew. After a few seconds of basking, they swallow all the sperm and chew.
for my birthday, my wife performed the dirty cowboy retainer.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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