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Dirty cerasela 

A dirty cerasela is the act of being impregnated by strangers and tape recorded during a gangbang by your vasectomised goose-eyed husband
Gabriela was taped during a dirty cerasela by her limp dick husband Dragos
Dirty cerasela by BogusAnalus May 17, 2022

Dirty Carys 

To achieve a full dirty carys you need a whole cucumber and handcuffs.

Put the lady face down, cuff her hands behind her back and insert the cucumber in her bum. Whilst fingering her g spot, push the cucumber deeper, and put your cock in her mouth.
I did a dirty carys last night, don't have anything from the salad drawer!

Dirty Chrystal

When a girl fucks the same guy over and over and over again and she keep getting the same results but he is a fucktard who still lives with his mom and treats her like shit but she keeps fucking him anyways.
You need to get you a dirty Chrystal. She will never stop fucking you.
Dirty Chrystal by anonymous June 4, 2020

dirtycaryssa 

When you get fucked in a college dorm room and the orgasm is so good that you wheeze until you pass out.
I got a dirtycaryssa last night and it was the best time of my life.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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