the action when one is shoved up against a wall while doing 69 and moaning uncontrollably with a girl everybody wants who’s practically perfect in every aspect. it’s basically the hottest position.
“what did you do last night?”
“I managed to pull a dirty Amira, it was so hot but we needed to stop before the new song came out.”
“no, everyone loves her, you could never get a girl like that you don’t got a chance.”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"