Dirty Vas 

When two girls are making out and one of them fingers the other, while sitting on cold ground (like stairs, the pavement ect.)

Becky: Yo, I heard that you gave Ann a Dirty Vas for her birthday.

Ariel: Yes, and Ann loved it! She did complain about her ass getting cold though.

Dirty Vas by aerithvii January 15, 2021

Dirty Vasquez 

When a deadbeat, lame ass, piece of shit, good for nothing, bitch ass nigga abandons his child for no reason... other than to satisfy his own selfish homosexual needs.

Tina: Have you heard from Michael's dad?
Michelle: No that nigga pulled a Dirty Vasquez on him.

Dirty Vasquez by Are You My Daddy November 2, 2016

dirty vasquez 

leaving a skid mark on a white sofa while having sex in a "backward cowboy" position.

I left a "dirty vasquez" on the sofa while I had sex with Amy.

dirty vasquez by El Pepino March 21, 2005

dirty vasquez 

The act of a girl blowing a cum filled pussy fart into the face of her partner

Smith got a dirty vasquez last night and he can't see a thing.

dirty vasquez by Rory D June 19, 2007

Dirty Vasquez 

Punching someone in the crotch for being a jerk.

Karen was being such a jerk she got a dirty vasquez.

Dirty Vasquez by EAV7 February 18, 2021

dirty vashawn 

Freaky, loves sneaky link ups loyal as fuck and will love you unconditionally

Dirty vashawn will dick you down just let him know ;)

dirty vashawn by Lover girl ;) April 16, 2020

dirty vase 

Derived from the idea of a dirty pint, a half spirits/half mixer pint usually given to someone as a birthday "present", a dirty vase is the group equivalent whereby multiple dirty pints can be served to a number of people after a larger amount of spirits have been mixed together in a large vase.

A dirty vase is a sure-fire way to ensure drunkenness on a massive scale. A dirty vase also has the potential to be dangerous, and so should be approached with caution.

Roger: "So Harry, what are we going to get Fred for his birthday?"

Harry: "How about a dirty pint?"

Roger: "Sweet idea, but how are the rest of us going to get drunk?"

Harry: "Well, Roger, maybe we should make it a dirty vase!"

dirty vase by EddceLLent January 2, 2012