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When a deadbeat, lame ass, piece of shit, good for nothing, bitch ass nigga abandons his child for no reason... other than to satisfy his own selfish homosexual needs.
Tina: Have you heard from Michael's dad?
Michelle: No that nigga pulled a Dirty Vasquez on him.
by Are You My Daddy November 02, 2016
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leaving a skid mark on a white sofa while having sex in a "backward cowboy" position.
I left a "dirty vasquez" on the sofa while I had sex with Amy.
by El Pepino March 21, 2005
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The act of a girl blowing a cum filled pussy fart into the face of her partner
Smith got a dirty vasquez last night and he can't see a thing.
by Rory D May 30, 2007
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When you get jealous of someone for smashing your exgirlfriend and call the cops for a bogus charge to lock someone up.
This next party I'm hitting him with a Dirty Vasquez.
by STDfree December 07, 2017
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