Definitions by EddceLLent
high value like
A high value like is when you get a like for an activity on Facebook from someone who is one of the following:
a.) Highly attractive
b.) Particularly selective with their likes
c.) Someone who regularly posts good content themselves
a.) Highly attractive
b.) Particularly selective with their likes
c.) Someone who regularly posts good content themselves
Roger: "Hey dude, did you see that hot girl liked your Facebook status?"
Harry: "DANG! That's a high value like if ever I've seen one!"
Harry: "DANG! That's a high value like if ever I've seen one!"
high value like by EddceLLent April 16, 2014
lapping up the likes
An occasion where you temporarily withdraw from posting on Facebook so that you can focus on watching how many likes your tremendous previous status is now getting.
Harry: "dude, you should post some more statuses, that last one was awesome"
Roger: "nah man, it's only been a couple of hours and I'm still lapping up the likes"
Roger: "nah man, it's only been a couple of hours and I'm still lapping up the likes"
lapping up the likes by EddceLLent April 16, 2014
brothermugger
Harry - "tell me what you think about that dude Pete, and don't swear because my little brother might be listening..."
Roger - "well, I think he's a class A brothermugger"
Roger - "well, I think he's a class A brothermugger"
brothermugger by EddceLLent April 13, 2014
casino burping
Casino burping occurs whilst drunk or hungover when you need to burp but aren't sure whether it's going to make you vomit or make you feel better, hence the risk factor.
Harry: "hey dude, I heard you being sick last night"
Roger: "yeah it was a bad night. I was feeling well bloated and went for some all-or-nothing casino burping to see if I could cure myself. Unfortunately this time the risk didn't pay off"
Harry: "bad times"
Roger: "yeah it was a bad night. I was feeling well bloated and went for some all-or-nothing casino burping to see if I could cure myself. Unfortunately this time the risk didn't pay off"
Harry: "bad times"
casino burping by EddceLLent July 1, 2012
nondropophobia
The fear of using vending machines in public because you're worried that the item will get stuck and people will laugh at you.
Harry: "I fancy a Mars Bar, would you get me one from that vending machine?"
Roger: "Nah man, there's loads of people around and i'll look like a right dickhead if it gets stuck"
Harry: "Damn man, you've got nondropophobia"
Roger: "Nah man, there's loads of people around and i'll look like a right dickhead if it gets stuck"
Harry: "Damn man, you've got nondropophobia"
nondropophobia by EddceLLent February 16, 2012
like injustice
That feeling of injustice when you publish a really funny status on facebook status and it only gets a couple of likes, then one of your friends publishes something stupid that gets about eight.
A common response to a like injustice is to report your friend's status as spam.
A common response to a like injustice is to report your friend's status as spam.
Harry: "Hey Roger, your status the other day was pretty funny, how do you come up with this stuff?"
Roger: "I know right, but it only got two likes! Trevor's status about his stupid dog got eight"
Harry: "Damn, that's a like injustice"
Roger: "I know right, but it only got two likes! Trevor's status about his stupid dog got eight"
Harry: "Damn, that's a like injustice"
like injustice by EddceLLent January 3, 2012
dirty vase
Derived from the idea of a dirty pint, a half spirits/half mixer pint usually given to someone as a birthday "present", a dirty vase is the group equivalent whereby multiple dirty pints can be served to a number of people after a larger amount of spirits have been mixed together in a large vase.
A dirty vase is a sure-fire way to ensure drunkenness on a massive scale. A dirty vase also has the potential to be dangerous, and so should be approached with caution.
A dirty vase is a sure-fire way to ensure drunkenness on a massive scale. A dirty vase also has the potential to be dangerous, and so should be approached with caution.
Roger: "So Harry, what are we going to get Fred for his birthday?"
Harry: "How about a dirty pint?"
Roger: "Sweet idea, but how are the rest of us going to get drunk?"
Harry: "Well, Roger, maybe we should make it a dirty vase!"
Harry: "How about a dirty pint?"
Roger: "Sweet idea, but how are the rest of us going to get drunk?"
Harry: "Well, Roger, maybe we should make it a dirty vase!"
dirty vase by EddceLLent January 2, 2012