EddceLLent's definitions

dirty vase

Derived from the idea of a dirty pint, a half spirits/half mixer pint usually given to someone as a birthday "present", a dirty vase is the group equivalent whereby multiple dirty pints can be served to a number of people after a larger amount of spirits have been mixed together in a large vase.

A dirty vase is a sure-fire way to ensure drunkenness on a massive scale. A dirty vase also has the potential to be dangerous, and so should be approached with caution.

Roger: "So Harry, what are we going to get Fred for his birthday?"

Harry: "How about a dirty pint?"

Roger: "Sweet idea, but how are the rest of us going to get drunk?"

Harry: "Well, Roger, maybe we should make it a dirty vase!"

by EddceLLent January 2, 2012

high value like

A high value like is when you get a like for an activity on Facebook from someone who is one of the following:

a.) Highly attractive
b.) Particularly selective with their likes
c.) Someone who regularly posts good content themselves

Roger: "Hey dude, did you see that hot girl liked your Facebook status?"

Harry: "DANG! That's a high value like if ever I've seen one!"

by EddceLLent April 16, 2014

dirty bucket

Derived from the idea of a dirty pint, a half spirits/half mixer pint usually given to someone as a birthday "present", a dirty bucket is the group equivalent whereby multiple dirty pints can be served to a number of people after a larger amount of spirits have been mixed together in a bucket.

A dirty bucket is a sure-fire way to ensure drunkenness on a massive scale. A dirty bucket also has the potential to be dangerous, and so should be approached with caution.

Roger: "So Harry, what are we going to get Fred for his birthday?"

Harry: "How about a dirty pint?"

Roger: "Sweet idea, but how are the rest of us going to get drunk?"

Harry: "Well, Roger, maybe we should make it a dirty bucket!"

by EddceLLent October 20, 2011

brothermugger

A non sweary way of calling someone a motherfucker. It works because it rhymes.

Harry - "tell me what you think about that dude Pete, and don't swear because my little brother might be listening..."

Roger - "well, I think he's a class A brothermugger"

by EddceLLent April 13, 2014

nondropophobia

The fear of using vending machines in public because you're worried that the item will get stuck and people will laugh at you.

Harry: "I fancy a Mars Bar, would you get me one from that vending machine?"

Roger: "Nah man, there's loads of people around and i'll look like a right dickhead if it gets stuck"

Harry: "Damn man, you've got nondropophobia"

by EddceLLent February 16, 2012

like injustice

That feeling of injustice when you publish a really funny status on facebook status and it only gets a couple of likes, then one of your friends publishes something stupid that gets about eight.

A common response to a like injustice is to report your friend's status as spam.

Harry: "Hey Roger, your status the other day was pretty funny, how do you come up with this stuff?"

Roger: "I know right, but it only got two likes! Trevor's status about his stupid dog got eight"

Harry: "Damn, that's a like injustice"

by EddceLLent January 3, 2012

bahboubles

An expression indicating slight annoyance along the same lines as 'fiddlesticks'.

Some suggest that the word is a festive reincarnation of a saying from Mario Kart character 'Toad' who'd often say "Aaah-buhbuhbuh" upon crashing.

Roger: "Hey dude, do you want a bacon sandwich?"

Harry: "Sure thing"

Roger: "Oh shit dude, the bacon's gone mouldy.."

Harry: "bahboubles!"

by EddceLLent January 9, 2011