a dirty valentino is a guy who isn’t even italian but just uses his name as a way to pick up tourist girls and then impregnate them before sending them off on a plane to the other side of the world.
“yea i got about 29 kids all over the world, i’m such a dirty valentino”
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.