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dirty tomas

when the male positions him self under the female n sticks his hand up the vagina n comes out the other end(bunhole)
i heard bob gave his wife the ol' dirty tomas
dirty tomas by tomasy February 27, 2009
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Dirty Tomas

Its when you get on yo mama and stick yo hand all of the way through her till you see it come out the asscrack
i tried to give my mama a Dirty Tomas but my arm wasnt long enough
Dirty Tomas by Ryan & Tomas February 26, 2009

Dirty Thomas

When you spank a non-binary person's ass with a hand full of shit while calling them a bitch.
man my hand still smell like shit from that dirty thomas i pulled yesterday
Dirty Thomas by alexissssss.. December 8, 2021

Dirty Toast 

Bread (white or wheat -- doesn't matter) that is cooked through a toaster. Then, it is jizzed on constantly until covered. Then, it is eaten by either partner (usually the female).
Sara: "How was that dirty toast Joe gave you last night?"
Cammile: "Sticky..."
Dirty Toast by XxXHadnarXxX May 10, 2010

dirty thomas

Also see- dick tease.
Origin- Started with D T, short for dick tease. Then transpired into dirty thomas.
I ain't messing with that bitch, she's a total dirty thomas.
dirty thomas by ru-daddy January 3, 2011

dirty Tamas 

Anyone who dosent take a bath for a week enless there mom forces them with sex. And then threatnes to send the a video to porn market enless she gives him a iphone 13
I am going to do a dirty Tamas
dirty Tamas by anonymous April 4, 2022

dirty thomas

a guy who talks to you in french and tells you you're a model because hes too scared to say it
"J'ai appelé pour dire que tu es mannequin
i really hope you dont understand french"
that guy pulled a dirty thomas
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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