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Dirty Suck 

When a males testicles have basically sauna baked in humid summer weather and a male or female deep inhales and proceeds to suck the penis while a very distinct aroma lingers near while the left middle finger slowly breaches the threshold to the beat of the Free Bird solo.
After my mid day badminton sesh, I trembled with anticipation pondering the near pleasure of the mysterious Clarissa giving me a dirty suck.
Dirty Suck by Evulelmo April 5, 2024
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dirty sucker 

n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.
Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.
dirty sucker by Xavier August 29, 2004

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dirty dick sucker 

one who enjoys greatly putting dicks that of the unclean nature in the mouth
Elise sucked dirty dennis's dick last night so she definitely a dirty dick sucker

Dirty Cock Sucker 

An old, bald whack job, who looks like the Crypt Keeper, who runs the Crossroads, Insight, Pathway and Cornerstone drug abuse programs.
This guy, Meehan, who did seminars at the rehab I was in was a dirty cock sucker. I mean, a REAL dirty cock sucker. I asked him if he would suck my dick if I cleaned it off real good. He said no.

dirty rotten cock sucker 

A dirty skanky trailer trash ho, who sucks a cock that has genital warts with pus excreting from the dick hole.
jessica likes to be a dirty rotten cock sucker and make 25 cents every time she gives head

Dirty Sanchez with a Raspberry flavoured Suckerpunch 

First you take any random girl that has her period, this is important. Now you fuck her in the pussy, and proceed to fisting her really hard. Dont wipe your arm. Then you turn her over and have hard anal-sex. Then just as you are about to cum, stop and spit on her back. She will turn around and you cum in her face, knock her out cold with your red and bloody fist and then you draw a moustache on her.
Man, me and my dad was dealing out Dirty Sanchez with a Raspberry flavoured Suckerpunch all last night
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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