Dirty Stache

a gross mustache typically grown but douchebag guys who think that it's nice to shut doors on and ignore girls. and who like to go to business class still drunk.

"ew look at him and his dirty stache"

by not.a.slut February 5, 2010

Dirty Bird Stache

When you stick your middle finger up your poopy butt and proceed to wipe it on your upper lip.

I gave myself a dirty bird stache yesterday and I loved it!

by Sauce!! May 12, 2025

Dirty Stacey

The art of professionalism in mastery of handjobs and dick arousal to the extent of multiple orgasms from a male

I just gave him a dirty Stacey for a better mood

by Slumpqueen August 14, 2020

dirt stache

(n) A five o'clock shadow above the upper lip that looks like a line of dirt, rather than a moustache. Usually seen on greasy adolescent boys. Not uncommon in women.

Joe shaved and shaved his upper lip so he could fit in and have a moustache like Pedro. Well indeed Joe was not as hairy as Pedro, and developed only a dirt stache instead.

by gafhater August 13, 2004

Dirty Snachez

Almost the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, The Dirty Snachez is when you are having anal sex and pull out and put your penis back in her vagina. The thrusting creates residual poo to build up around her vagina.

I just gave my girl a Dirty Snachez last night! I woke up this morning to a Dirty Snachez

by Mudvayne559 February 16, 2009

Dirty Stacey

The act of being a guru in giving the perfect handjobs that may lead to multiple orgasms and male arousal just by giving a simple touch mostly intended to improve one's mood

He was frustrated and needed a dirty Stacey for a better day

by Slumpqueen August 14, 2020

Dirty Stacey

Tonguing her anus while fingering her g-spot, usually as she's on all fours.

When I gave her the Dirty Stacey, she became incoherent and squirted like a fire hose.

by Uncle Cowboy May 19, 2019