Dirty Seany
To have intercourse with another man while playing Jenga with bricks and smoking a fat doob soaked in semen
Dirty Seany by Anoos September 5, 2021
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Dirty Seanchez
An Irish version of the Dirty Sanchez where after doing a chick on the rag, you wipe your member over her upper lip giving her a red mustache. Somewhat ironic considering that sex during menstruation makes pregnancy highly unlikely and the Irish are notorious for their high fecundity.
Paddy: I got me hole last noight.
Connor: Who wit?
Paddy: Dat loosebit Shandie O’Flaherty. An’ wile she was bleedin’ out her feckin’ gee!
Connor: Jaysus Chroist!
Paddy: An’ efterwards, I woiped me langer ‘cross her face an’ gave’er the ol’ Dirty Seanchez!
Connor: Erin go bragh! Let’s get a pint ‘o piss to celebrate!
Connor: Who wit?
Paddy: Dat loosebit Shandie O’Flaherty. An’ wile she was bleedin’ out her feckin’ gee!
Connor: Jaysus Chroist!
Paddy: An’ efterwards, I woiped me langer ‘cross her face an’ gave’er the ol’ Dirty Seanchez!
Connor: Erin go bragh! Let’s get a pint ‘o piss to celebrate!
Dirty Seanchez by Luck O'Oirish March 12, 2009
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An alcoholic shot consisting of every type of whiskey you can find in approximately equal proportions. Usually served as a double shot unless your whiskey options are limited. Nobody enjoys this.
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