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Dirty Ranchez

To rub ranch dressing under a girls nose during sex. Originated on the Internet forum Siggy Nation, JackWhack a female member hated Ranch Dressing so much, her boyfriend rubbed ranch dressing under her nose during sex.
I just gave my girlfriend a dirty ranchez.
by Original Tilly November 7, 2007
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Dirty Ranchez

The act of performing a dirty Sanchez then ejaculating on the mustache, which kind of looks like ranch dressing, and then proceeding to make out with said parter
What sick twisted Eurasian mind thought of this?! Dirty ranchez? Come on man
by Chief long scrotum August 19, 2021
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Dirty rancher

Hey man, I got me a dirty rancher
by Mr. Kandykane February 25, 2020
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dirtysanchez

When two people are engaged in sex, one person, usually the male, inserts their finger in the anal cavity of their partner, and proceeds to wipe particles of feces on the upper lip of their mate.
My girlfriend and I were having sex last night, and right after I had an orgasm I gave her a dirty sanchez.
by Pete March 20, 2003
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dirtysanchez

When your getting some brown lovin' and you smear some shit on your lovers lip making her look like shes got a brown mustache.
by BlueOyster April 30, 2003
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