Simping for a girl for over a year to be in the friendzone, and then after finally getting the girl not getting head so you have to resort to fucking your golden retriever.
Freddy: Hey what happened to your friend? I haven't seen him in a while.
Jessie: Oh, he pulled a Dirty Quinn and now he is in jail for beastiality.
The "Dirty Quincy" is the act of, during intercourse, the lady's pet dog (usually a pug) sneaks onto the bed, crawls between the four splayed legs of the humans, and licks the starfish on the male member. This is usually accomplished in the missionary position, but has been know to occur in many other positions as well.