Definitions by Lams369

Spider Sam 

Someone who likes to collect blood-sucking insects.

Look at Spider Sam. He loves to collect blood-suckers. It's why he's with Danielle.

Spider Sam by Lams369 November 26, 2023

Goldie 

A 50 year old man who still lives with his mother and can't go to the pub until after he's done his homework.

Look at Jason. I think he'll always be a Goldie.

Goldie by Lams369 April 1, 2020

Dirty Lesley 

A woman who looks up all the dirty names on Urban Dictionary and thinks it is appropriate to post the results in a family group chat.

Dirty Lesley has been in appropriate in the family christening group chat again.

Dirty Lesley by Lams369 March 31, 2020

Dirty Quinton 

When your mate asks you to feed his cat for the weekend and you go around and find a sheep tied to his bed.

I went around Goldie's house and he's only done a dirty Quinton. Wool everywhere.

Dirty Quinton by Lams369 March 31, 2020