Dirty Niels
The act fucking beloved pets and farm animals while you are fantasizing that it is your older brother.
Dirty Niels by Glendobanano April 13, 2021
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Dirty niles
Dirty niles by Canned_coom August 22, 2021
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Dirty Nelson
A particular sex move utilized when things get a little rambunctious in the bed room. The is procedure is to have your partner face away then you slip both arms under theirs then lock behind their head. The one performing the Nelson then claps them cheeks.
The Nelsor: “Jordy I just beat your mom with the remote, let me dirty Nelson”
The Nelsie: “ No dad fuck off you meth addict bitch”
The Nelsie: “ No dad fuck off you meth addict bitch”
Dirty Nelson by saucylamby April 16, 2021
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dirty nils by faggothole123 March 4, 2009
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Dirty Nelson by EMMA is a girl May 11, 2020
Dirty Nelson
The act of growing out a goatee for a few weeks until a solid public mess appears on ones' chin (similar to that of a ball sac). Once the facial hair has reached an adequate length, one proceeds to have sex with an unsuspecting female. He then blows a large load in the females vagina. Using his goatee, he begins to wipe the vaginal region clean with circle motions. Once the dirty cooter is cleaned, the excess jizz will hang from his chin hairs and his partner will then begin to lick the chin clean. Finally, intimate french kissing takes place and all semen is dissolved.
Dirty Nelson by an eye witness April 23, 2009
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