nils

a sexy young man who sings to the greatest showman when sad. He is often seen as incredibly intelligent and sexy but his smells are unbearable.
Nils why didn't you take a shower!
by honeystains January 08, 2020
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The act of being high for longer than fourteen and a half hours and eating piles of spaghetti while repeating the Holy Mary with no pants on and getting sucked from a girl named "Head."
Oh my gosh! That Nils is still high from eating that weed browning and he thinks he is in Church.
by Ryan Smalls March 28, 2008
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A Scandinavian name that is given to boys. A Nils is probably one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. In large groups a Nils will not stand out, but he makes a brilliant best friend. A Nils is nice, smart and will constantly make you laugh. When you need him, he will help you in any way he can.
-My best friend's name is Nils
-You're so lucky! I wish I had a Nils.
by ilikechocolate^^ March 10, 2012
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A Scandinavian name given to anyone who, for sure, will/is awesome. Nils is based on a Saint. Saint Nicholas. Who most of you know as Santa Claus. He brings presents to us every year so this is why we honor someone with the name Nils because he will be like Santa.
Mom: Wow. We should really name him Nils.

Dad: Why?

Mom: He just looks so Super Awesome.
by Huskyboy132 April 13, 2009
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A dude who always has memes in his phone and the memes are always sick
-Yoo, did you see Nils' newest memes? He has amazing memes!
by Musitex February 21, 2017
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nil

Slang term for zero, or nothing. Often used in sports.
"Woohoo! We're winning 20 to nil! Sweet!" - Person A
"What the frick is 'nil'?" - Person B
"WOOT!" - Person A
by Leolani October 17, 2004
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Nils is a person who nutts (cums) alot. He currently have the world record for the longest nutts in history, about 240 m. He comes about 3 times an hour and loves to sneak up on people and nutt on their neck.
I have nutt on me, a Nils is nearby
by NuttarNils October 17, 2022
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