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dirty nicholas 

A Dirty Nicholas is when you fuck a chick at the top of the stairs and then ride her down the stairs like a toboggan with your dick still in her. Note: the stairs must be carpeted and the carpet must be white.
I gave that bitch a dirty nicholas and now I have to pay to have her nose fixed and her carpet cleaned.
dirty nicholas by Scot Harvath March 14, 2018

Dirty Nicholas 

A dirty Nicholas is when a guy is fucking his girlfriend and says the wrong thing
Girl friend: Oh baby, you feel sooo good, i feel like im in heaven
Boyfriend: oh yeah, now you'll get to see your mom again
Girlfriend: not another dirty Nicholas
Dirty Nicholas by Babygirl1719 July 30, 2020

The Dirty Nickle

(noun) A part of Southern California within the 805 area code that is known for some of the most solid homeboys the world has ever seen.
As the saying goes “come to the dirty nickle, where you’ll get your hand shook and your money took!”
The Dirty Nickle by Sick Boy 805 January 17, 2019

Dirty Nicola cookie

When you have a cookie so good you have a mental orgasim
Yesterday I was stuck in traffic, so I munched on a dirty nicola cookie so good I got a little bit moist
Dirty Nicola cookie by Mr McG September 23, 2021

dirty nickle 

When you're eating ass and it tastes like metal cuz it's not very clean.
It tasted like she had sucked on a dirty nickle after eatin that ass.
dirty nickle by Rijay August 11, 2017

Dirty Nicole 

Blow drying you tucked dick with your ass farts every 30 seconds.
RuPaul's dress was flapping with a dirty nicole
Dirty Nicole by Rye Toast June 17, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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