Dirty Nando Share definition Flag The act of dressing a male as a female and then having but sex with them while they are covered in mayonnaise. He was dicking me down raw and then he pulled the Dirty Nando. Dirty Nando by dis_aaron024 July 11, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the Dirty Nando mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch