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Dirty Mullet 

a female that has short nappy hair and for some strange reason puts in a weave to create a dirty mullet which is left on for days without showering.
"Wow, look at that girl over there with the Dirty Mullet, she had short hair last night."
Dirty Mullet by VNB March 22, 2005

Dirty Müller 

You shove a banana up your ass take it out let your student eat it wait until he shit it out rub it all over your chest then slide down a long hallway while have a girl with a strap-on defile you and makes u cum making u go faster down the hall and at the end u rebuild a bana out of your shit freeze it and start the process all over again
"What where you doing this Weekend"? "Ah I just recorded a Dirty Müller and sent it in my Family Chat".

Dirty Müller 

When you stick a Banana up your Ass aund make a student eat it. Afterwards you wait till he shits it on your chest. With the Shit on your chest you slide down the school hallway while a Girl is dominating you with a 12 Inch Strap-on till you cum. As soon as you finished, you will build a Banana out of your Shit, freeze it and start ofer again.
"What did you do on the Weekend"? "Ah i just recorded my self doing a dirty Müller and sent it in the Familiy Chat".

dirty mallett 

allows for easy scoring at the climax of a long drive.
Ass: "it was fourth and inches. so i went for the dirty mallett."
Hole: "nice work."
dirty mallett by danull16 April 21, 2009

Dirty malleny 

When a girl finds a random guy roofies him, forces him to have sex and shit in his mouth.
How was last night? I heard they pulled a dirty Malleny on you.
Dirty malleny by KysIrl September 7, 2021

Dirty Millee 

When she throws poop at you and yells surprise!
When you come home from work and dirty millee throws poop pebbles yelling surprise.
Dirty Millee by Ducky7777 April 8, 2023