by idekdog December 29, 2018
Get the Maurimug. An adjective often used to describe an amazing friend, a gorgeous person, or someone you wish you had. See also, Maurilicious, Maurielicious.
by Maurissa April 20, 2008
Get the Maurimug. Mauri is a very handsome guy. He is Asian and very very attractive. Some call him sexy and cute, others call him a charm.
He is very loyal and will never end the relationship. He also shows lots of respect for women.
He is very loyal and will never end the relationship. He also shows lots of respect for women.
Mauri your so cute...
by Mauri Ham February 13, 2019
Get the Maurimug. Show that consists of generally skanky women looking to test the 20th man they've had sex with, and assure everyone that they are 110% sure that it is INDEED that 20th man who fathered their 4th baby, only to run backstage screaming when it isn't.
Maury: Alright I'm here once again with Barbara, who is back for the 20th time to test who she thinks is the father of her baby!
Barbara: Maury, I am 110% sure that this man Chris is the father of my baby!
Maury: Well the results are in...For 3 month old baby Earl, Chris, you ARE NOT the father...
Woman: WHAT?! WHAT?! AHHHH BOOO HOOOO!! *runs backstage*
Barbara: Maury, I am 110% sure that this man Chris is the father of my baby!
Maury: Well the results are in...For 3 month old baby Earl, Chris, you ARE NOT the father...
Woman: WHAT?! WHAT?! AHHHH BOOO HOOOO!! *runs backstage*
by Daniel.Druff January 18, 2008
Get the Maurymug. "I'm so sorry. I had sex with your father 20 times and your brother 13 times during our marriage, and there is a chance you are not our babies daddy!"
"Today on Maury: Our 12 year old guests reveal to their parents they are prostitutes!"
"Today on Maury: Our 12 year old guests reveal to their parents they are prostitutes!"
by Meijer's! January 03, 2006
Get the Maurymug. You are not the father
- Maury
- Maury
by thenotoriousCYN_ May 06, 2008
Get the Maurymug. by Akoua-san July 19, 2007
Get the maurymug.