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Dirty Mikael 

When you give her/them Ambien and exlax, then take bets on when/who shit's the bed first.
"We were going to the Casino, instead we pulled a Dirty Mikael."
Dirty Mikael by Vith Dos Jal September 20, 2021
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dirty mikaela

used to define an individual who is the pure embodiment of perfection. basically a princess. can do no wrong. prefers anal when drunk. goddess.
yo my girl when all dirty mikaela on me last night after karaoke.
dirty mikaela by grownnala1493 April 14, 2020

Dirty Mikayla

It’s having sex with someone you met during quarantine.
"let’s meet and do dirty mikayla after GCQ"
Dirty Mikayla by Eherts June 6, 2020

Dirty Mikayla

When a girl continues to suck after he blows his load and then proceeds to spit spray the cum back into her male counterparts face as a sign of respect
She came to my place last night and gave me a Dirty Mikayla
Dirty Mikayla by Hzlone14x April 10, 2020

dirty mikala 

When a girl fills her mouth with chocolate syrup before sucking on a man's balls and scrotum, while the man eats cherries.
Hey honey, I got the best cherries for the Dirty Mikala tonight.
dirty mikala by Dirty Dave87 December 14, 2015

Dirty Mickael 

When someone is having gay sex with a sex whip and gets whipped so hard that he has diarrhea in his partner's mouth and his partner swallows the shit.
I was feeling so sick last night that I pulled a dirty Mickael on my boyfriend.
Dirty Mickael by ggharhar April 16, 2025
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