4 definitions by Vith Dos Jal

Mikael

1. Hung, like mythical creature level. The kind of hung you question your life choices and how you ended up here.

2. The kind of person to fill his penis with ghost pepper powder, butt fuck you just to leave a burning sensation after, saying "Enjoy the herpes."

3. Sends flowers to elderly to cheer them up.

"Probably better, to not break his heart. He seems like a Mikael."

by Vith Dos Jal September 20, 2021

Dirty Merideth

When a partner is told to eat ass. Then as their tongue is deep inside, lock legs around head and fart.

"I was breaking up with my person, so I pulled a Dirty Merideth."

by Vith Dos Jal September 20, 2021

Dirty Andra

1. The filling of an anus cavity with gummy bears, waiting necessary period of time, then producing a gummy worm excrement and eating it.

2. The filling of another's anus Cavity with gummy bears from a 5lb bag. Then waiting necessary alloted time, producing a much larger gummy worm excrement and eating eating it by one or both of individuals involved.

3. Filling an ass with gummy candy, then shiting a gummy worm.

"There is only one reason to visit a candy store. To prep for a Dirty Andra."

by Vith Dos Jal September 20, 2021

Dirty Mikael

When you give her/them Ambien and exlax, then take bets on when/who shit's the bed first.

"We were going to the Casino, instead we pulled a Dirty Mikael."

by Vith Dos Jal September 20, 2021