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Dirty Mika 

A guy that’s got a ball sack that smells like a mix of 2 week old clam chowder, an offensive lineman’s girdle after they just lost a semi final and dumpster juice.
I was about to sleep with this cute guy from college but when I pulled his pants down I realised he was a dirty Mika, so I said I my son Aiden was ill and left!
Dirty Mika by DirtyPossum April 28, 2020
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dirty mikaela

used to define an individual who is the pure embodiment of perfection. basically a princess. can do no wrong. prefers anal when drunk. goddess.
yo my girl when all dirty mikaela on me last night after karaoke.
dirty mikaela by grownnala1493 April 14, 2020

Dirty Mikayla

It’s having sex with someone you met during quarantine.
"let’s meet and do dirty mikayla after GCQ"
Dirty Mikayla by Eherts June 6, 2020

Dirty Mikayla

When a girl continues to suck after he blows his load and then proceeds to spit spray the cum back into her male counterparts face as a sign of respect
She came to my place last night and gave me a Dirty Mikayla
Dirty Mikayla by Hzlone14x April 10, 2020

dirty mikala 

When a girl fills her mouth with chocolate syrup before sucking on a man's balls and scrotum, while the man eats cherries.
Hey honey, I got the best cherries for the Dirty Mikala tonight.
dirty mikala by Dirty Dave87 December 14, 2015

Dirty Mikael 

When you give her/them Ambien and exlax, then take bets on when/who shit's the bed first.
"We were going to the Casino, instead we pulled a Dirty Mikael."
Dirty Mikael by Vith Dos Jal September 20, 2021

Dirtymiking it 

when you're chatting with someone online or on the phone and they're takig a really long time to respond because you think they're masturbating you ask them, are you dirtymiking it?
Jill:3:27 Heeyyyy
Jack: 3:28 whatsup
Jill:3:28 Omg guess what! :)

Jill:3:30 ....... jack?!
Jill: 3:45 damnn it jack! are you dirtymiking it?
Jack:jill, jack me
Dirtymiking it by woah that was cool November 27, 2012
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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