Dirty Mika 

A guy that’s got a ball sack that smells like a mix of 2 week old clam chowder, an offensive lineman’s girdle after they just lost a semi final and dumpster juice.

I was about to sleep with this cute guy from college but when I pulled his pants down I realised he was a dirty Mika, so I said I my son Aiden was ill and left!

Dirty Mika by DirtyPossum April 28, 2020

dirty mikaela

used to define an individual who is the pure embodiment of perfection. basically a princess. can do no wrong. prefers anal when drunk. goddess.

yo my girl when all dirty mikaela on me last night after karaoke.

dirty mikaela by grownnala1493 April 14, 2020

Dirty Mikayla

It’s having sex with someone you met during quarantine.

"let’s meet and do dirty mikayla after GCQ"

Dirty Mikayla by Eherts June 6, 2020

Dirty Mikayla

When a girl continues to suck after he blows his load and then proceeds to spit spray the cum back into her male counterparts face as a sign of respect

She came to my place last night and gave me a Dirty Mikayla

Dirty Mikayla by Hzlone14x April 10, 2020

dirty mikala 

When a girl fills her mouth with chocolate syrup before sucking on a man's balls and scrotum, while the man eats cherries.

Hey honey, I got the best cherries for the Dirty Mikala tonight.

dirty mikala by Dirty Dave87 December 14, 2015

Dirty Mikael 

When you give her/them Ambien and exlax, then take bets on when/who shit's the bed first.

"We were going to the Casino, instead we pulled a Dirty Mikael."

Dirty Mikael by Vith Dos Jal September 20, 2021

Dirtymiking it 

when you're chatting with someone online or on the phone and they're takig a really long time to respond because you think they're masturbating you ask them, are you dirtymiking it?

Jill:3:27 Heeyyyy
Jack: 3:28 whatsup
Jill:3:28 Omg guess what! :)

Jill:3:30 ....... jack?!
Jill: 3:45 damnn it jack! are you dirtymiking it?
Jack:jill, jack me

Dirtymiking it by woah that was cool November 27, 2012