Dirty Melisa

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When you’re so deep in her anal hole that she defecates all over your schlong and you pull out shove it in her mouth and yell out “hi ho silver, yummy bummy in your tummy”

That Dirty Melisa tasted like last night’s chunky bolognese it made me crave spaghetti again

Dirty Melisa by Itsrealcaussisaidso April 7, 2023

Words you can keep

Dirty Melissa

When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.

I cant believe Chris gave me a dirty melissa yesterday!

Dirty Melissa by Drtrucks11 May 28, 2019

Related Words

Dirty Melisa • dirty melissa • dirty melis • dirty melida • Dirty melina • Dirty Melinah • Dirty elisa • dirty elisabeth • Dirty Melisse • dirty

Dirty melina

When a women fists you so hard that you become a slave to her will put into a state of everlasting submission and love

Larry got the ole dirty melina ,now he is Rose's bitch ,I guess no more sunday night football at Larry's

Dirty melina by Mtg187 August 2, 2020

dirty melissa

When a girl is beating you off with a ridiculous amount of vaseline in the back of a taxi. Then gives you a blow job while the gobs of vaseline run over her lips and face.

Aye you skeeeeyuuuu that bitch gave me a dirty melissa after the bar last night, her name wasn't even melissa.

dirty melissa by DocMc November 8, 2015

dirty melis

when your partner masturbates to a cow photo next to you and collects the semen/cum for later use in your milk.

Yesterday my bf made me a nice glass of dirty melis

dirty melis by bluelizzard September 2, 2021

dirty melida

When a guy gets head so good that he twitches and shits all over himself

Bro she gave me a dirty Melida, I’ve never nutted like that before

dirty melida by Blackqweenmagic April 17, 2020

Dirty Melissa

Dirty mouth

Why you got such a dirty Melissa

Dirty Melissa by Mind dirty April 3, 2020

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026