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dirty man 

A man who has not bathed, wears a beanie, and has a dirty beard (see "dirty beard"). Usually has sex with many women but in turn has probably made them dirty women by just touching them. Dirty men are usually seen working in convienience stores, fast food, or just walking aimlessly at all times of the day.
"Anyone from Linkin Park is a dirty man."

dirty man by sn@ch October 11, 2006
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Dirty Man 

A male prostitute who covers himself and his partner in a thick coating of shit.
I am going to buy a dirty man for tonight!
Dirty Man by TetrisandRubiks January 28, 2012

Dirty Man Competition 

A competition in which a man does not shave his beard of cut his hair for 1 year. During said year people who dared the man to enter the contest, provokes him to shave his beard and thus losing the competition.
Seth Rogen's friend in the Movie Knocked Up, dared him to enter A Dirty Man Competition by convincing him if he succeeds his roommates would pay his rent, if he fails which he did he would have to pay everyones rent

dirty man tool 

Someone who has wronged people in many ways, it is gender specific. (noun)
Man that guy in charge of AIG is a dirty man tool!
dirty man tool by santo Sucio April 1, 2009

Dirty man's lurch 

Refers to the staggering walk of a man after he has been kicked in the balls immediately following an unsolicited sexual innuendo.
Used in a sentence - "That gross bartender just asked me how I like my eggs in the morning, Fertilized? So I gave him a dirty man's lurch!"

Dirty man with the yellow hat 

The act of constantly spanking one's monkey while eating a banana using too much teeth.
I give myself the best dirty man with the yellow hat.

Dirty Man Piñata 

A naughty party game played with 3 - 6 people. You start the game with everyone taking a shot. Once taking a shot (of your choice), the oldest “male” of the group gets erect and everyone then proceeds to take turns jerking him off. Every participant has 30 seconds to make him cum, if there is no ejaculation the jerker has to take a shot and the next person goes. Whoever is the one to make said “male” ejaculate is crowned the winner and doesn’t have to drink while the losers are forced to drink a shot of choice by the now post ejaculate “male.”
Oh my god we had so much fun playing Dirty Man Piñata last night! I was the big winner, obviously!
Dirty Man Piñata by Anonymous 113567 February 21, 2021
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