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Dirty Lukie

When you're in the middle of a fortnight epic battle and you can't get up to take a poo so you just shit your pants, John Wick Style so you don't have to stop the epic gamer fight.
Yo Ahmad go use the bathroom, I can smell the shit leaking out of your ass.
Nah Fam I just pulled a Dirty Lukie so I can beat this guy in box fights.
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Dirty lucie 

A girl who likes being choked, she likes to be dominated in bed and told what to do. And fucked till her brains turn to mush. She likes to try out new things and taught a lesson.
Get a girl like a dirty Lucie.
Dirty lucie by WiLLiam06 April 14, 2020

dirty luke 

To masterbate in a one-knee kneel, preferrably in the face of a partner wearing a stormtrooper mask. Inspired by Super Star Wars for SNES.
I gave the old girlfriend the dirty luke last night and she screamed like chewbacca.

Steve and Samantha like to get the old dirty luke on at least once a week.

Dirty Lucien 

When you take sex one step further from pleasing to ~aesthetically pleasing~. You will proceed to take pictures with a huji camera from behind.
“I’m feeling artsy and want to remember tonight, let’a try a Dirty Lucien”
Dirty Lucien by cheesy1517 April 15, 2020

dirty lukens 

A tall man with a micro penis.
Nicole brought home that guy last night, and he was totally a dirty lukens.
dirty lukens by Knuckles September 27, 2019

dirty lucie 

Most amazing encounter you'll ever experience.
I feel as amazing as a dirty lucie
dirty lucie by Lucred April 2, 2020

dirty lucien 

When you fuck a girl in the vagina so hard, when you cum she spits out milk.
Girl, you wont believe this I got fucked so hard last night I spit out milk like a cow!
Oh so like a Dirty Lucien?
A Dirty Lucien
dirty lucien by ItsVirus9627 April 15, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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