often quite annoying but funny at times. And jokes about putting basil on their butt while texting their bf/gf with legs in the open wide position while slipping into their anus
Usually a sagittarius, is a man/woman who makes their partner cum as many times as their birthday + the letters in their name. If the partners legs are not shaking after what follows is an insane oral which usually leads to being paralyzed from the legs down for a couple of days.
If you see a Wheelchair in your room? Be ready for a dirty dirty Leonardo.
When you fuck a big titty goth girl and she squirts in your mouth. You spit it back in her pussy, then she pisses on your dick as she says “Daddy, do you like my bitter juices?”
When you have sex with someone you are not attracted to. Right before climax you pull out and piss on them, while crying. You then proceed to masturbate alone to finish.
Person A - "Hey how's it going man?"
Person B - "Yeah I'm doing fine I guess..."
Person A - "You sure man? Looks like you've been served a dirtyLeonard again."
Person B - "Yeah... Maybe I should get a divorce, it's the third time she's done it this week."