Dirty Landyn
The act of masturbation and posting it on Youtube, then getting the police called on you for harassment.
Dirty Landyn by ThatOneGuy,TheChineseOne April 12, 2020
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Dirty Landon
Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.
Dirty Landon by Dhayes213 March 31, 2020
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Dirty Landon by Gaylandon April 12, 2020
Dirty Landen
When you snort coke off of an outdoor store owners penis and walk back across the street to your club with a tarp to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with Miranda... all while helping your bros clean ducks and scout.
Dirty Landen by TheGhostOfTomWaits March 5, 2019
Dirty Landon
When a guy is about to cum he yells at the top of his lungs “FUCK ME DADDY” And then proceeds to shoot his cum in the air and catch it in his mouth then regurgitates it into your mouth
Dirty Landon by BaddieWitDaFattie April 18, 2020
Dirty Londyn
the most beautiful person who likes to lie about not being a virgin and play truth or dare! There prettier than all their friends. EVRY ONE OF THERE FRIENDS ARE EITHER CRACK HEADS OR NOT AS PRETTY AS HER. She also has the power to hang up and block people and make them feel bad.
A dirty londyn is a beautiful person with a lot of power for example:
Friend: hey let’s play truth or dare
Londyn: Sure but im too rich and beautiful for you
Friend: You have a big ass and boobs why did you brake up with Jeremy he has a huge dick.
Londyn: *Hangs up*
Friend: *Cries*
Friend: hey let’s play truth or dare
Londyn: Sure but im too rich and beautiful for you
Friend: You have a big ass and boobs why did you brake up with Jeremy he has a huge dick.
Londyn: *Hangs up*
Friend: *Cries*
Dirty Londyn by NeighborSprayPaintsTheirGrass April 26, 2020
Dirty Landon
Dirty Landon by Rugaroo Dragon July 13, 2023
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