Dirty Lando 

A person who dresses up as lando norris (formula 1 driver) whilst fluttering his cape from the Star Wars character Lando Calrissian whilst proceeding to make car noises whilst “flying” his toy millennium falcon into person’s vagina or urethra. He then proceeds to watch the 2021 Russian Grand Prix whilst screaming “NO!” when Lando Norris fucks up.

I met this weird guy yesterday when I went to the McLaren Technology Centre. We went back to his scratty little place. We went to do the devils tango of which he then proceed to do a Dirty Lando. I was unimpressed so I brought my kid over and took off his clothes to which I proceeded to ring the police and label him as a child predator.

Dirty Lando by DaRealNigelFarage69 December 31, 2021

Dirty Landon

When you chug a Captain and Coke and post a dick pic online and get banned.

Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.

Dirty Landon by Dhayes213 March 31, 2020

Dirty Landon

Landons often are horny 24/7 and love sex

Omg he looks like a dirty Landon

Dirty Landon by Gaylandon April 12, 2020

Dirty Landen 

When you snort coke off of an outdoor store owners penis and walk back across the street to your club with a tarp to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with Miranda... all while helping your bros clean ducks and scout.

It’s dirty Landen time! Que up the fuckin AC/DC we are headed back to camp.

Dirty Landen by TheGhostOfTomWaits March 5, 2019

Dirty Landon

When a guy is about to cum he yells at the top of his lungs “FUCK ME DADDY” And then proceeds to shoot his cum in the air and catch it in his mouth then regurgitates it into your mouth

last night I hooked up with this guy and he gave me dirty Landon, and I can still taste it!

Dirty Landon by BaddieWitDaFattie April 18, 2020

dirty land pelican 

Common name for the Australian Ibis, also know as the bin chicken

Look at the dirty land pelican, eating out of that rubbish bin.

dirty land pelican by col05_au September 29, 2023

Dirty Landon

It’s when you are having sex with a girl and you shit yourself

I had to dump that guy after he gave me a Dirty Landon.

Dirty Landon by Rugaroo Dragon July 13, 2023