Dirty Kjell

To be fucked by whole midget basketball team while they stuff a deflated basketball in ur butt an inflate it while continuesly getting kicked in the balls also a few midget doing 69 in the background

Damn i tried the dirty kjell last night. Those midgets are seriously packing

by Online poetry March 26, 2026

Dirty kellan

when a man kisses a other man while one is sitting in the toilet while the other pees in their chest

I just had a Dirty kellan with steven in the stalls just a minute ago

by Azoorik December 3, 2020

Dirty Kelley

This is when you're having sex and a leprechaun comes out of no where and smacks your partner in the face with his you know what.

I thought dirty Kelley's were a myth, I guess I was wrong.

by Daahhhaha April 14, 2020

Dirty Kelli

When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smothers him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.

Man my girl gave me a Dirty Kelli last night.

by TeeHeeItsASecret April 4, 2020

Dirty Kellen

When your talking with a girl you like and she suddenly becomes a bitch so you then you ask her to tap and she says yes but you end up just MMA fighter her in the middle of sex naked and she flicks your balls so hard they malfunction and continuously cum everywhere.

Yeah we broke up because I ended up pulling a Dirty Kellen

by Boy man in the toilet October 16, 2022

Dirty Kellie

When you go to the homeless camps and pay the homeless guys to sexually molest you however they want. Then come home to your boyfriend Tim and drop shit in his mouth using his taste buds

Man I had a long weekend, I went to Portland and did a Dirty Kellie

by Not my job Dalton March 26, 2020

Dirty Keller

when your hanging with a big group of friends and that one dirty keller takes a hard fart but then liquid shit starts slowly leaking out his ass and it reeks like liquid ass, then he takes off his underwear and drawlz to clean up but then shit starts blowing out of his anus like a water hose gieser. everybody is soaked and covered in green shit like a dolphin show at the zoo. oh and he's a monkey

bro 1: remember when dirty keller was being a dirty keller last saturday
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl

by silvagina May 23, 2023