When ya girl bends over in ya face shaking that big booty and let’s rip the biggest fart ever giving your hair a side parting and blowing you eye brows off
Bending over in front of your man and letting out the biggest fart 💨 dirty kesha
Utter euphoria as you milk a cow with your bare feet. Then, while still glistening in sweat and grimy from the dirt you were laying on as you milked the cow, you bathe in that milk. You love how it flows over your body. Then you save that water and use it as a foot soak until next week. This routine is more pleasurable than sex.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."