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dirty keira 

When you get anally raped by a squid and use its black ink as lube. After performing a proper Dirty Keira, neither parties survive.
Hey do you want to do a Dirty Keira. The ocean is only a mile away.
dirty keira by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020

Dirty Keiran 

When you have sex for one minute and cry for the rest of the night.
Did you hear that steve did a dirty keiran to his girl?
Dirty Keiran by Jackiethefox June 27, 2021

Dirty Keiron

The act of dipping ones private parts in Nutella and making your partner eat it
“Oh yeah I totally gave her the dirty Keiron last night it was awesome”
Dirty Keiron by Saltydude3 May 11, 2020

Dirty Keiron

The act of sitting on your partners face with Nutella all over their face
“I gave her the dirty Keiron last night. I loved it”
Dirty Keiron by Saltydude3 May 11, 2020

dirty Keira’s

A big fat slag the let’s lad touch her tits
In public because she know she will enjoy it she love anal and takes any chance she has to suck some one off.
dirty Keira’s Some one who’s obsessed with themselves
dirty Keira’s by A muppit February 22, 2022

dirty keira 

A dirty keira occurs when you are in a room with a hot and sexy mama and you begin to ejaculate in your own pants and the stench becomes too much. Your lady friend will then begin peeing on the dampened area as you lick it off and then you begin to suck her strap on.
Hey BRO
Wassup
WANNA DO A DIRTY KEIRA?
HY!
dirty keira by zoeyzoenuts June 1, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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