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dirty kaleb 

The act of ejaculating in a girls ass then having her spray back on your face.
This girl was freaky and wanted to do a dirty kaleb to me.
dirty kaleb by Whoopsie Daisy July 25, 2017

dirty kaylen 

When you are eating a egg salad sandwich and a robofag shoves it into your ass.
I was chillin wit da homies at he pulled a dirty Kaylen on me.
dirty kaylen by Bigskinnypig April 20, 2020

Dirty Kale 

When you accidentally send a dick pic to your group chat instead of a girl on snapchat.
Team mate 1:"Did he seriously just dirty kale us?!"
Team mate 2:" gross man, dude should be focused on the game"
Dirty Kale by The Vivs March 31, 2020

Dirty Kailey 

When a monkey licks shit out of your ass hole and you cum
That bitch tried to give me that Dirty Kailey so I knocked that hoe out.
Dirty Kailey by onmymamaboy May 15, 2020

Dirty Kayley 

Is when a girl fingers herself to the point she is about to squirt and has the man or women suck her until she cums in there mouth and then french kisses each other and swallows
We are needing to have a dirty Kayley in our lives
Dirty Kayley by Squirter Man November 27, 2020

dirty kaleaf 

When you fuck Dom’s mom and a then nut on her brand new floors while the neighbor crackhead matty licks it up
I just dirty kaleaf last night matty was drawlin
dirty kaleaf by JPXT November 20, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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