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Dirty Josey 

When a woman pegs a man with a 14" long bedazzled dildo while laying on the king size bed that her grandma gave her.
"He wouldn't stop flooding my timeline with dank memes so I had no choice but to give him the ol' dirty Josey."
Dirty Josey by Octamgoddamn June 13, 2023

Dirty Jose 

When a girl is getting gangbanged by 2 guys and they decided to nut in both of her ears
Me and my boy were gangbanging this chick and we gave her a dirty Jose
Dirty Jose by Mushroom chode January 19, 2019

Dirty joey 

A bad ass mother fucker that eats pussy for fun.... a guy that fucks dirty jayson type girls while they watch
Dirty joey by Dirtyjoeygotem July 16, 2021

Dirty Jose 

Someone who has a long spicy Italian sausage between there legs that absolutely woos the girls panties right off
Yo when Matt passed by I think I witnessed a Dirty Jose, Omar's panties flew right off! -ThisIsntJose
Dirty Jose by ThisIsntJose December 1, 2021

dirty josef

The dirty Josef is when you fuck her ass doggy style and nut in her ass then pull out and let it dribble down. As it dribbles down you catch it in a cup, sprinkle some hot sauce on top and she shoots it down.
We didn’t have any alcohol so I gave her a dirty Josef.
dirty josef by The meme group May 19, 2019

DIRTY JOSE 

When you are in a connected line of sex eating each other's boners at 1am while ten girls are waiting in line for some action, harder than ever felt before in the universe with fucking all the way hahaha.
It was a Dirty Jose last night in the mansion
DIRTY JOSE by Emi's fat ass March 7, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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