the act of a boy(friend)puttin his girlfriends hands in his pants, and the father of the boy is entering the room, and in an act of desperation, the girl pulls her hand(s) out quickly and with force, but getting caught on the pants on her way out and in doing so, ripping out pubes.
"at jordans house, eli and p cubed had a dirty jordan..and i was in the room (ew!)"
dirty-jordan. Noun. (plural dirty jordans) (vulgar, slang, sexuality) before vaginal sex, the act of tying all of the partners pubic hairs into one knot. And hitting down on said knot whilst yanking on a 45° angle.
"I heard jim finally got with that hippy chick.. I wouldn't of went near that... not before a good dirty jordan"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)