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Dirty Jerky

When your beef jerky falls in the dirt.
Skal was so excited to finally enjoy his beef jerky, when it fell in the dirt. He did not want to eat his dirty jerky.
Dirty Jerky by Soozee11 December 21, 2025
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Dirty Jerky

When your beef jerky gets dirty.
It was a glorious day when he bought a new bag of beef jerky. He's heart sank when the first tasty meaty morsel slipped out of his hand and landed in the dirt. He did not want dirty jerky.
Dirty Jerky by Soozee11 December 23, 2025

Dirty Jerk 

The art of masturbating while sitting on the toilet releasing a bowel movement.
Jimmy is on the toilet dirty jerking it.
Dirty Jerk by CalU Cups April 21, 2010

dirty jerk circle 

The act of jerking off with typically 3 men or more in a circle.
I had a dirty jerk circle while my sister was giving my cat a creampie.
dirty jerk circle by 1637286462 September 25, 2017

Dirty Jerfy 

When you collect your used toilet paper for 2 weeks and then cover yourself in them like postit notes and have sex with a partner (normally male)
Jerfy: I spent weeks collecting my pile of toilet paper!!
Meghan: Wow, are you doing a Dirty Jerfy tonight?
Dirty Jerfy by maskedmagician August 30, 2023

The dirty Jerk

A dirty Jerk occurs when you are taking a shit and decide "Yo I have to Jerk right now" and proceed to jerk off while still sitting on the toilet (preferably without flushing or wiping)
"Yo I was just in the mood and had to hit The dirty Jerk, I was just feeling it and something came upon me that could not be controlled"
The dirty Jerk by JTyo0303 May 7, 2026

dirty monkey jerk 

Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.
I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.
dirty monkey jerk by USDrumer June 25, 2014
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