Dirty Jerky
Skal was so excited to finally enjoy his beef jerky, when it fell in the dirt. He did not want to eat his dirty jerky.
Dirty Jerky by Soozee11 December 21, 2025
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Dirty Jerky
It was a glorious day when he bought a new bag of beef jerky. He's heart sank when the first tasty meaty morsel slipped out of his hand and landed in the dirt. He did not want dirty jerky.
Dirty Jerky by Soozee11 December 23, 2025
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When you collect your used toilet paper for 2 weeks and then cover yourself in them like postit notes and have sex with a partner (normally male)
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The dirty Jerk
A dirty Jerk occurs when you are taking a shit and decide "Yo I have to Jerk right now" and proceed to jerk off while still sitting on the toilet (preferably without flushing or wiping)
"Yo I was just in the mood and had to hit The dirty Jerk, I was just feeling it and something came upon me that could not be controlled"
The dirty Jerk by JTyo0303 May 7, 2026
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Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.
dirty monkey jerk by USDrumer June 25, 2014
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