Dirty Jan

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Going to fitting room and trying on lingerie and returning it to the traumatised staff without buying.

Josie - Just had the grossest thing happen to me
Vinny - what is it?

Josie - Just got dirty Janned at work
Vinny - that's fucked

Dirty Jan by Vinylz9999 February 14, 2019

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Dirty Janie

A Dirty Janie is a hott chick that enjoys holding hands, getting back rubs, paranormal shows & kinky car sex. She’s cool with being a friend with benefits as long as you keep in touch with her. If you use a Dirty Janie as a booty call she will be done with you.

That Dirty Janie rode me like a professional cowgirl last night in the front seat of my car!

Dirty Janie by Sunny gurl May 18, 2019

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Dirty Janelle • Dirty Jana • Dirty Janice • Dirty Janik • Dirty Jankowski • Dirty janna • Dirty Jan • Dirty Janah • dirty janaiah • dirty janay

Dirty jana

Fucking on a rooftop in the middle of the day

"I pulled a dirty jana after brunch yesterday"

Dirty jana by Jkellin2 June 22, 2020

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Dirty Jannik

Being choked and reading manga during intercourse.

We did the Dirty Jannik last night with a manga called "Can an Otaku like me really be an idol?"

Dirty Jannik by Elijah42069 September 21, 2021

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dirty janiya

A very shy kinky girl, who loves being naughty for her lover and only her lover.

Hank: Bro! Have you heard about dirty janiya? She's a freak on the inside!

Tom: I heard she's only a freak with her lover so no point of trying to get with her.

dirty janiya by TySage April 10, 2020

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Dirty Janeya

When a girl sits on a man's face in reverse cowgirl until he can no longer breath and passes out. Then farts up the man's nose to revive him.

I thought I was going to die but she pulled a dirty Janeya

Dirty Janeya by Blumpkins4Life June 13, 2020

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Dirty Janelle

When you inject your semen into a girl’s vein along with methamphetamine or heroin.

“Yeah dude the other night I gave my girl a dirty Janelle. She was absolutely honored.

Dirty Janelle by Pseudonymphederine June 6, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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