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Dirty Jan 

Going to fitting room and trying on lingerie and returning it to the traumatised staff without buying.
Josie - Just had the grossest thing happen to me
Vinny - what is it?

Josie - Just got dirty Janned at work
Vinny - that's fucked
Dirty Jan by Vinylz9999 February 14, 2019
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Dirty Janie 

A Dirty Janie is a hott chick that enjoys holding hands, getting back rubs, paranormal shows & kinky car sex. She’s cool with being a friend with benefits as long as you keep in touch with her. If you use a Dirty Janie as a booty call she will be done with you.
That Dirty Janie rode me like a professional cowgirl last night in the front seat of my car!
Dirty Janie by Sunny gurl May 18, 2019

Dirty jana 

Fucking on a rooftop in the middle of the day
"I pulled a dirty jana after brunch yesterday"
Dirty jana by Jkellin2 June 22, 2020

Dirty Jannik 

Being choked and reading manga during intercourse.
We did the Dirty Jannik last night with a manga called "Can an Otaku like me really be an idol?"
Dirty Jannik by Elijah42069 September 21, 2021

dirty janiya 

A very shy kinky girl, who loves being naughty for her lover and only her lover.
Hank: Bro! Have you heard about dirty janiya? She's a freak on the inside!

Tom: I heard she's only a freak with her lover so no point of trying to get with her.
dirty janiya by TySage April 10, 2020

Dirty Janeya 

When a girl sits on a man's face in reverse cowgirl until he can no longer breath and passes out. Then farts up the man's nose to revive him.
I thought I was going to die but she pulled a dirty Janeya
Dirty Janeya by Blumpkins4Life June 13, 2020

Dirty Janelle

When you inject your semen into a girl’s vein along with methamphetamine or heroin.
Yeah dude the other night I gave my girl a dirty Janelle. She was absolutely honored.
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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I hit a real purple patch.

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