When you putgrapes on a string and insert them into someone's asshole. That person then squeezes their ass, crushing the grapes while the first person drinks the dirty grape juice.
Mike put the string in her ass and rubbed her pussy, causing her to orgasm. She then squeezed her asshole while Mike licked up the dirty grape juice.
When a group of friends have a party and someone falls asleep, they place grapes into the sleeping friends ass and wait for them to rocket the grapes out when they fart. A dirty grace is when the grapes are flying.
“Mark fell asleep so we made him preform a Dirty grace. He won’t be falling asleep around us again”
When you shove 10 or so grapes in your butthole and cover it with grape jelly then someone tosses your salad, fruit salad in this case and you push out the grapes during the act. Provides a snack to the giver and exiting enjoyment to the recipient.
They were doing a dirty grapes in my living room and got caught, assholes ran into my bathroom an used my towels to clean up!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.