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dirty dennis

The act of unrolling the paper in a public washroom, dabbing it with shit then rerolling it for the next user.
I was in the bathroom at work, pulled on the paper and saw that Tim had pulled another dirty Dennis.
dirty dennis by JIMBAG! November 10, 2008

dirty donnie discount 

when you go into a retail store and pester the management till they knock the price down over 80%.
"I wanna speak to your manager, i'm looking to get the dirty donnie discount"!

Dirty Donnie 

After engaging in anal sex, the female then shits all over the floor, and pees into a nearby bucket.
"Dude, did you hear what happened to Kevin"
"No, what!"
"He was doing some fat chick last night and she pulled a Dirty Donnie all over his kitchen!"
"Thats fucking nasty"
"Tell me about it"
Dirty Donnie by pauliebrownie June 21, 2006

Dirty Dennis

a demonic puppet talk show host created by Gonzo Cartoonist, Yu-San Moon and first appearing on Cartoon-Ininity.com.
Dirty Dennis' Demonic Puppet Playhouse is an independently created film that was created on a dare between two cartoonists.
Dirty Dennis by Yu-San Moon April 12, 2010

Dirty dennis

When Dennis powers sucks the tip off of Zach p’s 3 inch wide chode and then Dennis licks the cum and eats the shit, chews it up and forces the moist shit ball down your throat.
Dennis gave Jill the Dirty Dennis
Dirty dennis by Dirty Jill April 23, 2019

dirty donnie 

When you wake up in the morning and find you've shit yourself while you were sleeping. (Also, see wet willy for the piss version.)
"I had a really bad dirty donnie last night. Don't eat donuts before you go to bed."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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