Dirty Danza

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A new sexual prank we invented combining the Tony Danza and the dirty Sanchez.

While your having sex with your favourite bitch doing it doggy style you ask her "Who is the boss?" Before she can answer you take out your penis and insert it forcefully into her anus right before you cum. Now punch her in the back of the head and yell "Tony Danza" to make her anus tighten from the shock.

After climaxing take your penis and rub it on her upper lip to smear shit on it.

Man I should "Tony Sanchez" that bitch!

Dirty Danza by Jerkfaces© January 23, 2004

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Dirty Dana

When you phone sex chat a girl through her first pleasurable, masturbatory experience.

That Dirty Dana session was the best 20 minutes in a long time.

Dirty Dana by Lilyellowspoon November 21, 2017

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Dirty Dana

When you take a girl out to a nice dinner, see a show, and pay for everything. Then the woman takes you back to her place, where she reveals that she is a zombie den-mother, and you proceed to beat her down with your cutlass. Because you are a pirate, and you never leave home without it. The remainder of the zombie horde is then destroyed by your vampire army.

Dude, that bitch was a total ice queen. But I pulled a Dirty Dana on her, and she shut up real quick.

Dirty Dana by The Pirate King August 5, 2008

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Dirty Dana

The gross act of rather disgusting and very obvious fornication in a public place.
Usually oral sex
i.e. A park, baseball field, or mall

Guy #1 "dude i was out with this chick yesterday and we totally had a dirty dana"

Guy #2 "aww man that's so gross! Where'd you do it?"

Guy #1 "at this small little public park. We're gonna call it fornication park now."

Dirty Dana by waterpolokid May 27, 2013

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Dirty Dana

When you pop a girl’s cherry on her parents’ bed while they are out of town.

I totally had him pull a Dirty Dana on me while my parents were in Florida.

Dirty Dana by Lilyellowspoon November 21, 2017

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Dirty Danae

A wholesome broccoli eating forest critter

Hey man you should season those vegetables.. or you'll summon the dirty danae

Dirty Danae by trizzytan August 27, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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