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Dirty Crawford 

A dirty Crawford is when you first a girl in her arse and vagina at the same time and pull out her organs and eat them.
I pulled a dirty Crawford on josh’s mum last night, she taste so good
Dirty Crawford by Diggy77 April 18, 2020

Dirty Crawfish 

When you are fornicating with a woman to the point of ejaculation and you proceed to perform cunnilingus by slurping your seamen out of her vaginal canal like you’re getting the seasoning out of a Crawfish’s head.
“Wanna get a girl obsessed with you? Hit her with that Dirty Crawfish.”
Dirty Crawfish by Zakkattakk January 14, 2023

DIRTY CRAWFORD 

When you make your best friends circle jerk onto a meatlovers pizza so you can eat it naked on the toilet
Boss called, he wants a Dirty Crawford again

dirty crawley 

A dirty crawley is when your wife heads into the ghetto alone and a train of at least 20 people blow loads in her ass. She then sits on your face while sleeping and releases said load in your mouth while jamming a dildo up your ass.
My wife gave me a dirty crawley after a fight last night. For some reason we can't find her dildo now.
dirty crawley by Filthy psycho March 13, 2024

Doing a Dirty Crawf

When you do something so disgusting in the bedroom, the post nut clarity will have you questioning if it’s worth living anymore
Man something was wrong with me last night, I ended up doing a dirty crawf on the last thing left at the pub…

Response
“Really, while I’m eating my lunch, I don’t think we can hang out anymore.

crawling dirt 

Insect pests, like roaches, flies, mosquitoes, silverfish, etc.
I don't like to use insecticides. How can I get rid of this crawling dirt around the bathtub?
crawling dirt by pentozali October 21, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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