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Dirty Cal 

Eating carolina reaper chillis, waiting 12hours to poo on your left hand then proceeding to wank with the same hand and climaxing on the right hand then giving yourself a round of applause and yell out "yeah man bravo!"
the toilet is covered in shit and jizz I suspect a Dirty Cal
Dirty Cal by the_burrito_boy_gyg February 10, 2019
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Dirty Caleb 

Dirty Caleb is a freak. Has a perfect dong and likes to be aggressive. He’ll make your legs shake so you can’t walk
She wants nothing more in life than dirty Caleb

dirty callum 

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.
It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.

dirty callum 

To take cocaine of a girls pussy then fuck her all night
dirty callum by Dirty callum February 11, 2019

Dirty Calvin 

1. When a man pulls out and cums so hard he shoots into his own mouth, doesn't let it faze him, and pulls her down to kiss him, transferring the cum.
Last night we were having sex and, at the last minute, he pulled out and went dirty Calvin on me.
Dirty Calvin by Benyumin June 13, 2019

Dirty Caleb 

All the dirty and sick sex acts roled into one meaning
I met a hot chick and she said she wanted a dirty Caleb. I slapped the bitch and left
Dirty Caleb by Ah gfdjjdhshdhu December 2, 2017

Dirty Cali

The act of sneezing into the vagina of a person therefor causing them to queef in your face
"Dude, her pubes tickled my nose which made me Dirty Cali her"
Dirty Cali by MitalWulf97 March 30, 2020
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