Dirty Cal

Eating carolina reaper chillis, waiting 12hours to poo on your left hand then proceeding to wank with the same hand and climaxing on the right hand then giving yourself a round of applause and yell out "yeah man bravo!"

the toilet is covered in shit and jizz I suspect a Dirty Cal

by the_burrito_boy_gyg February 10, 2019

Dirty Caleb

Dirty Caleb is a freak. Has a perfect dong and likes to be aggressive. He’ll make your legs shake so you can’t walk

She wants nothing more in life than dirty Caleb

by I love girls and boobies April 14, 2020

dirty callum

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.

It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.

by princepillip68 June 6, 2021

dirty callum

To take cocaine of a girls pussy then fuck her all night

Did a dirty callum last night

by Dirty callum February 11, 2019

Dirty Calvin

1. When a man pulls out and cums so hard he shoots into his own mouth, doesn't let it faze him, and pulls her down to kiss him, transferring the cum.

Last night we were having sex and, at the last minute, he pulled out and went dirty Calvin on me.

by Benyumin June 13, 2019

Dirty Caleb

All the dirty and sick sex acts roled into one meaning

I met a hot chick and she said she wanted a dirty Caleb. I slapped the bitch and left

by Ah gfdjjdhshdhu December 2, 2017

Dirty Cali

The act of sneezing into the vagina of a person therefor causing them to queef in your face

"Dude, her pubes tickled my nose which made me Dirty Cali her"

by MitalWulf97 March 30, 2020