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dirty berty 

a dirty berty occurs when your partner is giving you oral sex under a blanket and you fart and hold them under the blanket to continue while they smell your fecal odor.
(to guy friend) dude last night while sheila was giving me a blowjob i totally gave her a dirty berty.
dirty berty by high hat March 10, 2011

Dirty Burt Reynolds 

when you bang a slut in the ass and wipe your shlong on her upper lip.

Ever hear of a dirty Sanchez?Imagine a dirty Burt Reynolds.
avian: Dude was that what I think it was?

jimbo:yep had to give her a dirty Burt Reynolds!! Filthy dirty pig!!
Dirty Burt Reynolds by planbela January 28, 2011

Dirty Burt & Ernie 

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the Sesame Street Characters.
He gave her a dirty burt & ernie and she never had anal sex again.

Dirty burt reynolds 

when one awakes after a night of drinking and finds a little poopy in their mustache
joe fell asleep at the party, and awoke to the remnance of shit in his mustache, the dirty burt reynolds

Dirty Burt 

The purpose of a dirty Burt is to make a passed out friend look like famous actor Burt Reynolds. The way one does this is by taking a steamer and letting it cool. Then get a glove or if your real brave pick up the POOP bare hand and and place it on your friends upper lip. Thus making it look like he or she has a Burt Reynolds mustache.
"My buddy passed out drunk so i thought it would be funny to give him a dirty Burt. Man did he look like that actor Burt Reynolds."
Dirty Burt by TommyB August 16, 2006

dirty burt 

A man who will rob you blind in the blink of one eye and some how get out of going to jail.
That dirty burt is at it again. He stole my chainsaw.

I saw that Dirty burt closing the door on that UPS truck, I wonder what he got this time......!

dirty burt by Joe Aquafina February 20, 2007
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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