Dirty Burty
When you shag your gal while she is on her period then afterwards she sucks all of the period blood off of your cock
Dirty Burty by Visiq December 15, 2019
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dirty berty
a dirty berty occurs when your partner is giving you oral sex under a blanket and you fart and hold them under the blanket to continue while they smell your fecal odor.
(to guy friend) dude last night while sheila was giving me a blowjob i totally gave her a dirty berty.
dirty berty by high hat March 10, 2011
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Dirty Burt Reynolds
when you bang a slut in the ass and wipe your shlong on her upper lip.
Ever hear of a dirty Sanchez?Imagine a dirty Burt Reynolds.
Ever hear of a dirty Sanchez?Imagine a dirty Burt Reynolds.
avian: Dude was that what I think it was?
jimbo:yep had to give her a dirty Burt Reynolds!! Filthy dirty pig!!
jimbo:yep had to give her a dirty Burt Reynolds!! Filthy dirty pig!!
Dirty Burt Reynolds by planbela January 28, 2011
Dirty Burt & Ernie
after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the Sesame Street Characters.
Dirty Burt & Ernie by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007
Dirty burt reynolds
joe fell asleep at the party, and awoke to the remnance of shit in his mustache, the dirty burt reynolds
Dirty burt reynolds by mynutsneedcpr January 13, 2008
Dirty Burt
The purpose of a dirty Burt is to make a passed out friend look like famous actor Burt Reynolds. The way one does this is by taking a steamer and letting it cool. Then get a glove or if your real brave pick up the POOP bare hand and and place it on your friends upper lip. Thus making it look like he or she has a Burt Reynolds mustache.
"My buddy passed out drunk so i thought it would be funny to give him a dirty Burt. Man did he look like that actor Burt Reynolds."
Dirty Burt by TommyB August 16, 2006
dirty burt
That dirty burt is at it again. He stole my chainsaw.
I saw that Dirty burt closing the door on that UPS truck, I wonder what he got this time......!
I saw that Dirty burt closing the door on that UPS truck, I wonder what he got this time......!
dirty burt by Joe Aquafina February 20, 2007
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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