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Dirty Brandin 

While having sex doggy style...(man or woman) you place the laptop on their back and watch BBC porn while telling her to call you black.
Man I wasn't feeling it last night, so I pulled a dirty Brandin.
Dirty Brandin by Dirty Trash Water August 25, 2019
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Dirty Brandon

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob immediately followed by a handjob and swallows both times.
Kelly really knows how to give a dirty Brandon, I could sleep the rest of the week!
Dirty Brandon by fresh cucumber April 16, 2020

dirty Brandyn 

When a man is too nervous to get an erection during intercourse.
We were going to have sex but then he became a dirty Brandyn.

Dirty brandon the entertainer 

When you ejacukate on the headliner of your car and she slams the door and it drips down on your forehead while eating pineapple pizza.
Oh hey.... I had a dirty brandon the entertainer last night

Dirty Brandi 

1. A Dirty Brandi is the act of becoming intoxicated by drinking in someone’s beauty.

2. When you see someone so beautiful all your juices start flowing and you can no longer think straight.

3. When you see someone so sexy that your thoughts become so twisted even the most innocent of thoughts become naughty/dirty.
1. Did you see Steve walk into a wall after seeing that girl? He totally had a Dirty Brandi moment!
2. “And further more if you multiply the co-sign by the derivative and (*notices woman*) der... umm. Always capitalize your soup...”. “Holy crap! The professor sure had a Dirty Brandi!”
3. “I was sitting in church and had a Dirty Brandi!” “Oh no! What happened?” “The preacher said we should forgive people, and all of a sudden I pictured some chic naked and imagined all the thugs she could forgive me for doing to her!”
Dirty Brandi by Steve-Switcher December 3, 2018

Dirty brandon

Someone who likes to throw his phone off a trampoline.
Emily played a dirty brandon while we were on facetime
Dirty brandon by jpalengoodsell1 September 28, 2020

Dirty Brandon

When 2 gay guys are fucking in the Spoon position. then the one in the back bends forward and sucks the cock of the other

(this usually means you have to be very flexible)
"We did the Dirty Brandon last night."
Dirty Brandon by Gustaco4/94 July 12, 2009
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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