a kinky sex position in which a guy fucks arianna hamlin in every hole while rapping a milli by lil wayne and playing a christian hymn on the piano.
kevo- dude what's up?
packm- nothing just did the dirty arianna
kevo- oh really i just did too!
packm- dude i thought you didn't know how to play the piano?
kevo- i didn't think you knew the song a milli?!
A group of Russian taking girls while pulling their hair back whispering the only name they know aria the goddess of beauty who’s loves every single technique during sex
(Either the girl or the guy must be named Ariel)When the woman lays on her back and sticks her ass and pussy in the air with legs spread. The guy stands over her and drops his nuts on her ass and pussy repeatedly like his dick is a bomber plane and his nuts are the bombs. It is a plus if the guys makes the whistling bomb drop sound while doing it. Advanced is if the girl has the squirts and has not cleaned her ass, resulting in a splatting when the bombs are dropped.
In a reverse dirty ariel the guy lays on the ground and the girl drops her tits on him in the same manner.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.