Having naughty thoughts about someone you work with that are so intense, you can't help but play the skin-flute at your cubicle while your surrounding cubicle mates are out to lunch.
by slutcakey cake January 7, 2010
Get the Dirty,Dirty Dave mug.Any American drummer that hits on your guitarist’s woman nonstop then later fucks her so hard she forgets the other dude’s name. This man has no shame and is better than that dumbass guitarist anyway.
Why is Kevin so pissed? Well, Mark pulled a Damned Dirty Dave last night and now Kevin’s wife took all his shit and moved in with Mark.
by everydaywoman May 27, 2019
Get the Damned Dirty Dave mug.When a girl comes over to your house, is a cock tease, and passes out in your bed. You jack off cum on her face, bring in your roommate to laugh and fall asleep next to her. She wakes up the next morning and gets a ride home from you. The following day at work you quit from embarrassment.
by Sean Mcdaniel August 30, 2006
Get the dirty dave mug.A dirty dave is a sexual act of such inscrutable lecherousness that there are no words in the English language to accurately describe the act. The term is named after U.S. Rep. David Rivera (R-FL) who famously used taxpayer money to try to perform the salacious act on an escort.
"Dude, the dirty dave makes the dirty sanchez and two girls one cup seem like softcore vanilla skinemax"; "I spent all night trying to dirty dave her harder than David Rivera on his constituents".
by marcor August 20, 2012
Get the dirty dave mug.Noun or Adjective; Verb (dirty daving)
1. A man who can artfully walk the line between being a suave gentleman player and a total man whore.
2. To flirt or "mack" on multiple women, successfully, all at once.
3. A man who succeeds not only in the art of flirtation, but also reaps the rewards of true seduction.
4. When going out to clubs and parties, the guy who can dance with whichever girl he desires.
More often than not a dirty dave seems like an innocent, well to do guy, then it turns out he's getting women to take their shirts off faster than Jackie Chan does a kung-fu kick!
1. A man who can artfully walk the line between being a suave gentleman player and a total man whore.
2. To flirt or "mack" on multiple women, successfully, all at once.
3. A man who succeeds not only in the art of flirtation, but also reaps the rewards of true seduction.
4. When going out to clubs and parties, the guy who can dance with whichever girl he desires.
More often than not a dirty dave seems like an innocent, well to do guy, then it turns out he's getting women to take their shirts off faster than Jackie Chan does a kung-fu kick!
Ex.) Last week he got her number, today he took her on a romantic date, tonight he's sleeping at her place... what a Dirty Dave.
Ex.) "Yo bro I finally asked that girl to dance with me!"
"That's great man, but I was Dirty Daving, I already danced with all the other women at this party."
Ex.) "I Dirty Daved at the party last night. Completely charmed these three women to going on dates with me and got 5 additional women's numbers! WAHOO!"
Ex.) "Yo bro I finally asked that girl to dance with me!"
"That's great man, but I was Dirty Daving, I already danced with all the other women at this party."
Ex.) "I Dirty Daved at the party last night. Completely charmed these three women to going on dates with me and got 5 additional women's numbers! WAHOO!"
by Fan of the original Dirty Dave July 3, 2011
Get the Dirty Dave mug.by Cuddles025 August 17, 2008
Get the dirty dave mug.That one kid in your school, workplace, or town who is constantly jacking off and doesn't care who knows. His life revolves around the art of arousal and reluctantly refuses to hang with his friends and instead practices his stamina in bed.
Wheres David?
He said he couldn't make it.
What a Dirty Dave!
Seriously, it's like the third weekend in a row!
He said he couldn't make it.
What a Dirty Dave!
Seriously, it's like the third weekend in a row!
by rhdallas April 30, 2011
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