Dirtsurfer

Cyberjunkies who particulerly like porn web sites.
Lovers of pornography (and who doesn't) on the web.
Everybody who spend enough time websurfing will become a dirtsurfer, some more than others.

"I was bored and horny so I did some dirtsurfing and had a good wank." A hard core dirtsurfer will spend an average of

2 hours a day at this activity.

Dirtsurfer by professorperverto January 2, 2012

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dicsurfer

Someone who spends alot of time on urbandictionary looking up random words when they are bored.

Dylan: That kid is always on his macbook during study hall.
Me: Yeah, he's a dicsurfer.

dicsurfer by nate81 September 18, 2013

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Dirtburgered

When someone tries to be helpful, but as usual, fails spectacularly and creates even more problems.

"Kevin tried to help me move my car, but he dirtburgered me when he ran over my dog and got bulgogi sauce all over the upholstery."

Dirtburgered by Crunchmuncher May 29, 2022

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Dirt Surfer

A dirty-ass California based hippie that sells heroin and crack to custies on Phish lot. Known to drag hungry puppies through crowds while trying to sell their shit. Often missing as many teeth as brain cells. Love to say the words "heady", "shwill" and "braaah".

"I just saw a dirt surfer selling Family Fluff to a bunch of High School girls in DMB shirts"

"Dirt Surfers, Wooks and Custies ruined Phish Tour"

"The dirtiest dirt surfers now spread Hepatitis A on String Cheese" Tour"

Dirt Surfer by Dean Simmons October 28, 2004

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dirt surfer

A dirty, often dredlocked person, who resembles a hippie, skater punk or homeless youth by his or her unkept appearance and tattered, dirty clothes. Usually found in urban environments asking for change or milling about for no apparent purpose. Often speaks in a derivative of California "surfer" lingo. May be a trustafarian. Similar to a gutter punk but inclusive of trustafarian.

Dude, look at that dirt surfer walking down Division Street. The guy with the dreds, torn BDU bottoms, and no shirt.

dirt surfer by cranialsodomy September 7, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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