director's cut 

The long version (of a story). So-named due to the fact that most Director's Cuts of films are longer, sometimes interminably so.

Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."

Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? We don't need the director's cut.

director's cut by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009

Director's commentry

1)On a DVD a director quietly commentin
on the films events,storyline,special fx

2)Outside a train station a smelly gentleman of the road muttering into his can of Tennents Super,commentin on the weather,"what's he lookin at?", "that bitch", etc

What fur yee lickin aat ma porpull TIN ye jakey kaant,wanna get oot ta Leith fir a burst mooth ya flabby bashtard...

Director's commentry by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

director's cut 

A man with an uncircumcised penis, or the penis itself.
Derived from the film industry marketing tag for a later release of a film undefiled by the meddling of a studio, "Full length, and un-cut".

Upon seeing an uncircumcised penis, "Yeah, you're a director's cut! Good for your parents..."

director's cut by corrino2000 December 28, 2007

director's burn 

A phrase used to describe the symptoms you show after your director totally bitches you out for a long time.
Symptoms include ringing ears, pale skin, shakes, and the most common, friction burns from when the director yelled so close to your face, thus earning it's name.

S: I just got back from the show...
I: How was it?
S: Oh, great, but I was late for rehersal and now I have major Director's Burn.

director's burn by Malyssa June 10, 2008

director's cut 

3 crazy guys that run a radio show about movies, and a little bit more!

A LITTLE BIT MORE= "we bought dan an action figure for chrisatmas and the....."

MOVIES= " one missed call DONT SEE IT"

were the director's cut

director's cut by scooby! January 19, 2008

Director’s Cut 

When the driver takes a “short cut” but the route actually adds time to the ride.
Usually the driver will insist that their way is better despite having any real reasons other than “trust me bro!”

Often rejects passenger offers for gps navigation.

Sorry we’re late dear, your father had us take a little director’s cut through the backroads instead of the highway.

Director’s Cut by Pansy Nelosi June 29, 2022

Video Game Director's Cuts

An awesome flash website with some of the best video game flash parody movies on the web.
www.videogamedc.net

Video Game Director's Cuts is where you can relive your pixeled past.

Video Game Director's Cuts by Master Yoshi February 11, 2004